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Local Shoe Store Heroically Clings to 1920s Foot Measuring Method

By Volumental

ANYTOWN, USA - In a stunning display of technological time travel, Henderson’s Family Footwear is still using the same metal foot-measuring contraption trusted since the Coolidge administration, sources confirmed Tuesday.

The Brannock device - a mysterious, metallic-colored tool that looks like it was designed by someone who heard about feet once but never actually saw any - remains the cornerstone of Henderson’s “customer experience.”

“We’ve got a system that works,” insisted store owner Dale Henderson, as a customer stood nearby, one sock on, one sock off, questioning her life choices. “First, we jam their foot into this medieval contraption, squint at some numbers, then disappear into the stockroom for what I call ‘the big dig.’”

Customer Jennifer Walsh, who stopped in seeking “just a basic pair of fashion boots,” found herself in hour two of what she assumed would be a 15-minute errand.

“He’s brought me hiking boots, neon green sneakers, and something that might be a ballet slipper,” said Walsh, eyeing the growing pile of shoe rejects. “At this point, I’m emotionally invested in seeing how this ends.”

Meanwhile, just across the street at SmartFoot Solutions, customers are being 3D-scanned in under 6 seconds - their foot shape, size, and arch analyzed with surgical precision before personalized recommendations appear like magic. But Henderson remains blissfully unaware of such sorcery.

“Computers? For measuring feet?” Henderson laughed. “What’s next, robotic rovers on Mars?”

Dr. Sarah Chen, a podiatrist and tech researcher, expressed disbelief. “We live in a world where your fridge knows when you’re out of oat milk,” she said. “But to find your correct shoe size, we’re still relying on equipment that predates sliced bread?”

When informed that modern 3D foot scanning exists and is already in thousands of stores worldwide, Henderson paused.

“Well,” he said thoughtfully, “we could look into that… right after we finish reorganizing the stockroom. Should only take another 10 years or so.”


Editor’s Note: While Henderson’s Family Footwear continues to operate in a blissfully nostalgic mode, thousands of retailers worldwide have embraced 3D foot scanning technology that provides accurate measurements and personalized recommendations in seconds. 

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